I'm talking about the sequel to Banjo Kazooie! Mostly because I didn't play the first one until 5 years later but whatever. Banjo-Tooie blew my mind and was a favorite game of mine, rivaling Smash Bros. in my little gamer heart. This game had it all. A huge world to explore, perfect controls, tons of secrets, memorable characters, amazing multiplayer, my favorite bosses, great humor, and unforgettable music that I still have on my iPod today.
I freaking love Banjo-Tooie, and here's why...
|Just seeing this makes you want to play right?|
This game really nurtured my inner explorer. I just wanted to see and do everything when I played. I'm pretty sure this game was never taken out of the system until I wanted to play it at a friends house. And that was just to show off how awesome it was and play the killer multiplayer mode.
I love how everything had a theme and a reason. Grunty the witch is a scam artist with no regard for safety so she runs a shady them park. You can travel to a dinosaur world and fight cavemen. In the Fire & Ice world twin dragons have the power to destroy each other and you use their powers against them. The Jinjo village ruler became a zombie when their town was hit with a death ray that left the buildings in ruin and scared them all away. Now it's up to you to find all the scattered Jinjos and reunite them. When you collect jiggies you put the puzzle pieces together to unlock the next world on the map. Everything in this game just feels natural and whole.
|Turning into a T-Rex will always be cool.|
I'm really surprised how much content was packed into just this level. The minigames are fun, there is a tent nearby where Kazooie can turn into a Dragon, you meet the first few homocidal robot Jinjos, and the teenage costumed staff rats that roar and charge at you are hilarious. The diversity of each theme park section always made me want a game of just Witchy World. One giant theme park to explore where everything in it wants you dead. An idea I want to flesh out someday. Sonic Colors comes close but falls short on the connected feel of the park as a whole and I like how Witchy World is deserted and dark.
Banjo-Tooie is a game that will have you in stitches. The character dialogue is hilarious, particularly any smart remarks coming out of Kazooie's mouth. Everything is tongue in cheek and I've never seen more innuendos in a kid's game. It's a colorful light-hearted game that just makes you smile when you play it. You're sucked into a wonderful world of adventure and cartoon fun.
And I can't even start describing all of the game's secrets. The biggest one was the convoluted Stop 'n' Swop which was a literal easter egg hunt involving the first and second Banjo games and Donkey Kong 64 (Another one of Rare's N64 3D platformers). I think you find the eggs hidden across the banjo games, find the crystal key shown during the credits of one of them, open the crystal door, yank out the cartridge and switch to another, or something... Else... It's really confusing. Just... No. Find it here. I never understood and still don't.
|It takes really good game feel to make |
you forget you're holding this thing.
Finding out old tricks required prior knowledge, reading the manual (HA!), having a friend that knew everything, or playing around until you figured it out. I had a friend who taught me a bunch of the little tricks that were harder to discover. Like making Kazooie fart out eggs when Banjo couches or Using Kazooie to walk around much faster.
In the very beginning the villain rises from the dead. Straight from the witch shaped ditch you put her in beneath her crumbling lair. Grunty's henchman pushed the giant boulder that buried her away and she drives off in a drill tank to get revenge and wreak havoc once more. This time aided by her sisters. She fires a death ray and destroys a village of Yoshi-like creatures, makes their leader a zombie, then kills off your best friend, leaving his spirit to hover over his burnt corpse. Right away, the stakes are high and your call to action is loud and clear. I instantly cared and loved the characters. I was having fun before the game even started.
This game is jam packed with strong memories burned into my mind. Whenever I think of bosses, big baddies from this game come to mind first. Each feels unique and awesome and have that awesome pre-fight music playing as they are introduced. There was the unforgettable inflatable Mr. Patch who you shoot bombs at to pop is his patches and deflate while you avoid the ground that had the scary fists that pop out by flying. You have the surprise fight the robot in Mongo's Skull, taking off more flesh as you beat him up which revealed the robot underneath. There was the underwater boss you fight in Davy Jone's locker that is beaten by bombing it's zits. And the temple boss fight was in first shooter person mode where you shot targets on his body to eventually reach his face.
The same shooter mode perspective was used in the leveling leading up to the boss and in multiplayer. It was like a parody of Goldeneye (Another game developed by Rare) and players run around shooting various eggs at each other. Fire eggs, ice eggs, grenade eggs, regular eggs, rapid-fire gold ones, etc. It was awesome.
There is also the fun quiz show game you could play where the questions range from obvious to ridiculous and the answers can be absurd or intentionally confusing. All hosted by Grunty of course. It's made all the better by having all the characters grunt along with their text speech. In any other game it would be annoying, but here, it's charming. It helps that the text is often clever, bringing out a smile at the very least every time.
There is something just magical about that. A game that just makes you smile.
Even if I never see another game like it, there is another hope. Arguably the best thing about being a game developer is having the ability to create games you wish existed. If I don't see a spiritual successor to the N64 Banjo-Kazooie games decades from now, I could always just make one myself. And I kinda really want to. Mine will have all new characters, mechanics, and world of course but it's about the feelings that I want to capture.
Only time will tell. Until then, I can just keep playing this N64 masterpiece.